When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded
that I take her out to some place expensive...............


So I took her to a gas station!!!!!!!

your a very beautiful woman and i would like to get to know you will, are those your kids if they are they are very handsome

how r u doing this weeked

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"If"


If one day you feel like crying,
call me.
I don't promise that i will make you laugh,
but i can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away,
don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stay,
but i can run with you.

~ ♥ ~

If one day you don't want to listen to anyone,
call me.
I promise to be there for you,
but i also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call,
and there is no answer.
Come fast to see me,
perhaps i need you.

~ ♥ ~

Send this to all your friends,
no matter how often you talk,
or how close you are,
and send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,
and tell new friends you never will.
Remember...
Everyone needs a friend!

~ ♥ ~

Don't ever leave the one you love,
for the one you like.
As the one you like, will leave you,
for the one they love.
Tonight your true love will realize,
how much they love you,
between 1 and 4 in the morning!
Tomorrow you'll get the shock of your life,
if you break this chain.
You will have bad luck for 10 years,
if you don't pass this on to 15 people.

~ ♥ ~

If you get this message it means,
the person who sent it, truly cares about you!

~ ♥ ~

~Many hugs and many kisses
`~Nelly ~