I think most of the days are in order?  There was no plan, other than sweet relaxation.  I think I got the stuff on the right days, who knows..? Who cares... it was a great time!  LOL

MON - Made really good time getting to Key West finally getting the Mustang up to 110.  My friend Molly was joining me from Dallas, Texas, it was our 1st time meeting in real life & I'd say she's a really great girl, we had a fun time.  We got to the Hotel & unpacked all our stuff, chilled out a little.  & then went for a walk to Mallory Square where we watched the sunset & street performers.  After sunset people kept pointing into the water & there were these silver streaks about 2 foot long darting back & forth in the dark water, only the lights shined on their silvery sides; someone called them moonfish, but they were pretty neat.  On the way back to the hotel we kinda got headed in the wrong direction & ended up on the completely wrong side of the island at the Southern Most Point... Found the Southern Most Hotel & called a cab back to our hotel.  Not to mention we walked thru the projects to get there, but we made it back safe & sound.

TUE - We went to the beach & I did a little snorkeling & these people were feeding the fish, & kept pointing.  My curiousity got the best of me & I swam over to see what they were looking at... It was a 4 foot Barracuda!  Who just happened to sneak up on my right side & was eyeing my pretty silver jewerly.  His jaw was about 10 inches at least.  I counted my fingers & hauled ass away from the Barracuda, as the man kept sticking his shiny watch into the water to attract the Barracuda & pulling it back out again right before the strike.  He did this several times & I thought for sure he would pull up a bloody nub before too long... Stoopid Tourist.  Me & Molly chilled on the beach  while some crackheads behind us took turns throwing a towel over their heads so they could light their crack pipe or whatever.  Later on we went to a drag show at 801 Bourbon which was really good & much cheaper than Aqua who wanted $12 as opposed to the $5 we paid.  The DQ's were very funny, one of them singing the "Pussy Cat Song". very funny.

WED - We went to check out the Lesbian venues/hotels & see which was most happening.  Pearl's had better food, but Southern Most Hotel had more lesbians & were a bit more friendly really.  Pearl's stated the pool was for guest only, so we paid the bar tab & left & went to SMH.  Before leaving Pearl's we walked over to the more secluded of the 2 pools & immediately noticed it was segregated... it looked like fags on one side & dykes on the other, but Molly & I did a double take & they were just naked women, with short hair & most with their backs to us & the one that was facing us was very flat chested & none of them had tan lines.  Man were we red faced!  Molly kept feeding me drinks & I settled on Buttery Nipples for the rest of the trip.  I like them a lot.  I also went to the Butterfly Conservatory which is always pretty neat.  They have 70 species of butteryflys.  I don't even acre for butterflys that much, but it's very cool... tranquil.

THURS - We were over the beach & went back to the SMH pool & more lesbians were arriving everyday.  We socialized & got our drink on.  We were supposed to go on a Women's Champangne Sunset Cruise, but I was PMSing & insisted she go herself while I rested & took some Tylenol... & watched Big Brother.  It was a bit stormy & she said she saw 2 water spouts... DAMN I wish I could have seen that.  I was missing my kids (cats) & I was saying how I wish there was a Rent-a-Pet so people wouldn't miss their kids so bad, next thing I know Molly was bringing in this cute tom cat who looked a lot like my Bear Sox, only bigger & we gave him some yogurt to eat while he got petted.  Very Sweet.

FRI - We were set for the only real thing I had planned... The Ultimate Adventure by FuryCat.com.  We set sail around 10am for a snorkeling, jet-ski, para-sailing adventure.  The skies still looked a bit stormy but off we went.  The ocean was beauitful.  The boat was rocking quite a bit, so I was doing this 2-step very fast dance thingy just trying to walk, going which ever way the boat rocked me, which many of the lesbians got a kick out of.  Cuz I am Cute like that.  I was getting off the boat to snorkel & a huge wave slammed me back into the steps with a resounding thud to my bottom side.  We snokeled a bit & I saw some pretty blue fishys & some pretty purple fan coral & I came within an dinch of touching a 3-foot sting ray, but he darted off & then it started raining.  As soon as we got back on the boat it stopped but it was time to go jet-skiing anyways.  We TRIED to set sail but got hung up or something & the captain we hollering to drop the sail & cut the line, like it was an emergency.  The boat was rocking... Molly & I turned green just as they were serving lunch.  I sat in the middle of the boat til I felt better then scarfed down some chicken.  We went jet-skiing & I went para-sailing, which Eek, that's high!  They had to change out parachutes to a smaller parachute because the wind picked up & I was like are you sure?  Some of us are kinda large ya know?  We met a 4-some from Colorado, we kept running into all trip & they were awesome peoples; Deb, Cindi, Michelle & Brenda?  I suck at names, so you'll have to forgive me.  Deb's drink was running low & I got her another one that was full to the top!  She was shit faced the rest of the night.  Too funny.  Anyways back to the jet-skiing... anyone who wanted to ride single could if there was time left afterwards.  So me & this other lesbian went out & she somehow managed to get lost & stayed lost for about an hour until some fisherman brought her back in without the jet-ski.  She lost it on a shoal I guess?  Her wife was freaking & to tell the truth so were the rest of us.  Great big ocean, one jet-skiier, it wasn't good odds.  But the good part about it was I got to stay out on the jet-ski for about 45 minutes helping search & hotdogging.  Did I mention the crew was topless? & some of the upperdeck lesbians as well.

Afterwards we went to Hog's Breath with our new friends from Colorado & continued drinking.  Hog's Breath has the bestest hamburgers on the Island! & there was this web cam thingy set up so I called Crystal, my GF, & told her to hop on the internet so I could say Hi.  She got a kick out of it.  Then there was this cute lil dyke singer named Jen playing all Melissa's songs & doing a GREAT job of it too!!! & Deb & Molly picked up their microphones (a beer bottle & ketchup bottle) & roared right along with her.  It was a Blast!  At this time I really, really needed a bath & freshen up before hitting the clubs. We got back in the car & cruised down Duval with the windows down, Chilling with the music.  We knocked out a few bars; Sloppy Joe's & Captain Tony's & then I went to Aqua to party with the lesbians, but soon figured out how tired I was & made my way back to the hotel.  I was wearing my "Surrender the Booty" t-shirt & began to notice my own booty was quite sore.  When I got back to the hotel I had to check out what I had done.  I couldn't see via the bathroom mirror because it was too high so I had Molly take a pic of my butt & it was severly welted & had a bruise the size of a football from where I had bashed my bum against the steps on the boat earlier.  You could actually feel the step in the welt that was on my butt & I had a 7 hour car ride back home the next day. Fun fun.

SAT. - We shopped for souvineers really quick & got Molly to the airport & I slowly made my sad departure from the Keys praying I had enough gas & toll money to make it all the way home.  My GF Crystal eagerly awaiting my arrival home so we get to spend at least one night together & my "kids" showered me with affection & my furry son cuddled with me for 3 days straight not leaving my side.

Who wants to go next year???